burgon dispensers

what an interesting day. i met up with a chip shop owner and we discussed the perils of ketchup. i also accepted a drawing of a chipfork from said chipshop custodian and have placed it on my rucksack to add a sheen of artistic melodrama to an otherwise bleak bagulic edifice.

container news

yesterday i placed a box in a container. i hope you have done the same. i was also able to visit my old friend Leonard Cohen who gave me a wok. Thanks Leonard - I will place in the container with the box. they all shall therefore reside within.

morningtown antics

this morning i threw back the covers in the manner of a 1942 light comedy and surveyed the surrounding area. i quickly ascertained that i was in my bedroom. the next step was to alert the authorities, which i was able to do via Twitter. next i turned on the radiogram which issued forth with The Steve Loam Show on Radio Plinth. i enjoyed several records by Bob Bobson and the Bob Brothers before slowly making my way downstairs via taxi. how many of you have done the same i wonder?

exercise

this morning i cast aside both loam and holdall and started on my daily exercises without further ado or recompense. i began by circumnavigating the allotment with a steadfast gait, and then did five laps of the kitchen quickly and with a determined countenance. not only did i feel more infused with good spirits and general brouhaha, but i was also invigorated and emancipated from normal fixtures and configurations. i recommend it.

new episode of the programme show now online

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5RCkYxKADs&feature=channel

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