burgon dispensers

what an interesting day. i met up with a chip shop owner and we discussed the perils of ketchup. i also accepted a drawing of a chipfork from said chipshop custodian and have placed it on my rucksack to add a sheen of artistic melodrama to an otherwise bleak bagulic edifice.

container news

yesterday i placed a box in a container. i hope you have done the same. i was also able to visit my old friend Leonard Cohen who gave me a wok. Thanks Leonard - I will place in the container with the box. they all shall therefore reside within.

morningtown antics

this morning i threw back the covers in the manner of a 1942 light comedy and surveyed the surrounding area. i quickly ascertained that i was in my bedroom. the next step was to alert the authorities, which i was able to do via Twitter. next i turned on the radiogram which issued forth with The Steve Loam Show on Radio Plinth. i enjoyed several records by Bob Bobson and the Bob Brothers before slowly making my way downstairs via taxi. how many of you have done the same i wonder?

exercise

this morning i cast aside both loam and holdall and started on my daily exercises without further ado or recompense. i began by circumnavigating the allotment with a steadfast gait, and then did five laps of the kitchen quickly and with a determined countenance. not only did i feel more infused with good spirits and general brouhaha, but i was also invigorated and emancipated from normal fixtures and configurations. i recommend it.

new episode of the programme show now online

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5RCkYxKADs&feature=channel

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art project

i have decided to paint the whole of Norwich purple. let's see what the local residents make of this new art project. if they show disdain, fish will be pelted at them via a special Fish Cannon which i have set up near to the town centre. the results will be shown on BBC4 this evening.

brian tig

how many of you know brian tig? i see. twenty two. well for those of you who may knot now of him, brian is a fish expert from Yinsley Downs. on many occasions his knowledge can be of vital importance in aquatically challenging situations. to contact him, simply send a haddock or cod of your choice to: Brian Tig, The Pond, Lewisham.